1. Rip It Up - Little Richard.
'Well, it's Saturday night and I just got paid, Fool about my money, don't try to save'
2. Eye Know - De La Soul
'Greetings girl and welcome to my world of phrase'
3. Tool & Die - Consolidated
'Goddamn this is madness'
4. Life During Wartime - Talking Heads
'Heard of a van that is loaded with weapons packed up and ready to go'
5. Ruby - Kenny Rogers
'You've painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair'
Tex
Alan McNiven
Thursday, 27 May 2010
Friday, 21 May 2010
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Thursday, 20 May 2010
Five for Friday
1. I Put A Spell On You - Screamin Jay Hawkins
2. Twenty Flight Rock - Eddie Cochran
3. Hey Juana - Jeffrey Lee Pierce
4. What Am I Doin' Hangin' Round? - The Monkees
5. The Cutter - Echo & The Bunnymen
Tex
2. Twenty Flight Rock - Eddie Cochran
3. Hey Juana - Jeffrey Lee Pierce
4. What Am I Doin' Hangin' Round? - The Monkees
5. The Cutter - Echo & The Bunnymen
Tex
Tuesday, 18 May 2010
Bored in Tesco
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping!
This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :
Dear Mrs. ***********,
Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calorgas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled' PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
Some folk just have no sense of humour! :)
Talk soon
Scott
This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :
Dear Mrs. ***********,
Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calorgas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled' PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
Some folk just have no sense of humour! :)
Talk soon
Scott
Thursday, 13 May 2010
5 for Friday
1. Girl You Want - DEVO
2. Boys Keep Swinging - David Bowie
3. Girl - The Beatles
4. This Boy - The Beatles
5. Girls & Boys - Blur
Tex
2. Boys Keep Swinging - David Bowie
3. Girl - The Beatles
4. This Boy - The Beatles
5. Girls & Boys - Blur
Tex
Thursday, 6 May 2010
Five For Friday
1. Fight The Power - Public Enemy
2. The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff
3. 'B' Movie - Gil Scott Heron
4. Television, The Drug Of The Nation - The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
5. This Land Is Your Land - Woody Guthrie
Tex
2. The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff
3. 'B' Movie - Gil Scott Heron
4. Television, The Drug Of The Nation - The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
5. This Land Is Your Land - Woody Guthrie
Tex
Choices!
Alice came to the fork in the road.
“Which road do I take?” she asked.
“Where do you want to go?” responded the Cheshire cat.
“I don’t know,” Alice answered.
“Then,” said the cat, “it doesn't matter.”
Lewis Carroll
Alice in Wonderland
As much as we might feel intimidated by today's 'choices' bear in mind some people don't even get the opportunity. Today might just help us appreciate it - although - choose carefully :)
Talk soon.
S
“Which road do I take?” she asked.
“Where do you want to go?” responded the Cheshire cat.
“I don’t know,” Alice answered.
“Then,” said the cat, “it doesn't matter.”
Lewis Carroll
Alice in Wonderland
As much as we might feel intimidated by today's 'choices' bear in mind some people don't even get the opportunity. Today might just help us appreciate it - although - choose carefully :)
Talk soon.
S
Four For This Thursday
1. I Wanna Be Elected - Alice Cooper
2. Don't Worry About The Government - Talking Heads
3. Know Your Rights - The Clash
4. Liar - Sex Pistols
Tex
2. Don't Worry About The Government - Talking Heads
3. Know Your Rights - The Clash
4. Liar - Sex Pistols
Tex
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