Pyjama Drama

Yes, well remember when you used to have that weird dream about arriving at school with your pyjamas on? It seems that the nightmare has come true what with our Celtic cousins in Wales banning folk from going to their local supermarket in their night attire. Folk were turning up in their nighties and slippers to buy morning rolls and cat food. So the Tesco store in question has brought in a dress code. Well, maybe we need bouncers and guest lists...

Personally I never darken the doors of ASDA unless I'm sporting my monocle, wearing my best tweed suit and carrying a silver tipped cane...

Hurrah for Friday!

Tex Blackwood

GAAP Studio

Hi folks,

With Passion. With Adoration. With Love…

Yes, it’s February - it’s the Love Month! St. Valentine and all his cherubs will be fanning the flames of amore and making grown men weep…because they forgot….again.

This is the month for you if you’re looking for some ‘action’! I wish I had kept my ‘lucky’ moustache…

Here at GAAP we like to think of ourselves as the George Clooney/Scarlett Johansson of the 'Blind Date' world. We like to think that even if this is the first time you’ve met us you’ll be swept of your feet by our approach. We’re sophisticated but easy to talk to. We’re unpretentious but very confident. We’re even able to order from the menu in French (if required). And of course you’ll look great…because you’re with us!

No need to wine or dine us or send flowers. We’re already your perfect match.

Here’s this month’s free tip – buy a card. Now.

Talk soon.

Scott